sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
Let em rip
This is a totally accurate representation of what it’s like to work at a sex shop.
100%
Other fun things to do:
Handcuff your employees together and see who can free themselves first
Dramatic readings of “erotic fiction”
Dildo duels (lightsaber noises optional but recommended)
The manic laughter
The best part is, you don’t hear any other voices on this recording. This is a person who is alone doing this.
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